"It's impossible to ever do 'nothing'. Even if you're dead, you're still laying there... being dead." Lucky
" Mom, I used to want to be a cow... but now, I'm okay with just being Lucky"
"Mom...I'm usually funny, but not always. I'm not funny for about 12 weeks out of the year..." Bubb
I can't resist putting those canned black olives on each of my ten fingers before eating them...
The kids have decided to shorten the name of their cereal "Cracklin Oat Bran" to the more street version "Crack O's"...
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